question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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