I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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