in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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