I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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