do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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