Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
MIDGETS
????
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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