Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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