But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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