Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just cropdusted the office
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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