I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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