he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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