If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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