she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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