that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
These tits shall not be calmed
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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