Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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