Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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