yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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