i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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