Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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