She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Watching her eat just hurts me
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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