I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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