Just cropdusted the office
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think your dad took our porno
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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