No, you can still breathe under the balls.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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