Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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