I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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