The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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