YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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