i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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