16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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