My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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