They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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