Me. At least after what I've been through.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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