i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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