When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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