I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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