she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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