But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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