we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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