You're completely useless in the revolution.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
