He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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