Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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