Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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