One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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