Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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