member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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