Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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