i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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