have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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