Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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