How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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